Who's Walking Who - re Post

With the Health Care Summit, I thought I'd re Post this article of mine. It seems a good one to repost. Seems a lesson the President could take to heart. He made the comment that basically he's going to cram health care down our throats, and let the elections determine what the American people want. So, he's going to be partisan, all the way, with the Republicans under Glenn Beck's grandma's kitchen sink in a grease can, and all the Democrats better vote with him come Hell or high water. And then, if the American people are serious and really are aligned with some silly notion called principles and want to give up the gravy train, they can just vote them out of office. And he threatened all the Democrats and Republicans that if some of the Democrats were afraid of the American people, he didn't need 19 of them anyway, because he would push for the Nuclear option, or they changed the name to reconciliation because Bush called it Nuclear option and he didn't want to be Bush. But he coined the phrase you can put lipstick on a pig..... Well, Mr. President, you can throw as many people under the bus as you want, you're still a socialist and we know it.


Who's Walking Who?

I get inspiration from every day activities sometimes. I am, after all an average American. I'm just a mom. Today I walked my dog. I have a medium sized dog. She's a mixed breed; a beagle-Jack Russel Terrier mix. She's mostly Beagle by her actions. She'll eat anything but salad, and sleeps all day. But she's been cooped up all day in the house, all winter, because it's been too cold for ME to walk her.

That's when it hit me. Congress is so much like our dogs. We bought a small dog that we could control, as it should be, maybe even a medium sized dog. We wanted one strong enough to protect our interests. But we are still the masters. We train it. It's supposed to obey us.

While I was walking Trixie, I realized it's been so long since I walked her, she had forgotten a lot of her training. I had to keep her on a short leash with lots of corrections. She wanted to go where I didn't want her to go. But she's a fast learner. She tries to go just to the line of where I don't want her to go. I wanted her to stay off the neighbor's grass and on the sidewalks. She stopped with all four feet on the sidewalk, hung her butt over the edge of the sidewalk and marked her territory on the grass.

Congress and our illustrious President are doing the same thing. We, as Americans, have been asleep in our winter of inattention. They have forgotten their training. Now we're taking them for their first walk in a long time and they're not used to a leash. We want to keep our identity as Americans. They want another Europe. The grass is not always greener on the other side of the ocean. We know our history. You can rewrite history, but unless you plan on burning all the older history books, we already know what happened. There are too many home schoolers who have those older history books. Socialism doesn't work. We'll jerk your leash and get you back on the sidewalk.

See, the problem is, we sent a Beagle to congress to represent us, but it grew into a Pit Bull. It's out of control and now it's taking us for a walk. We're being pulled from fire hydrant to fire hydrant, dragged along by its every whim, and we don't like it. I think maybe it's time to make a trip to the pet store and trade this vicious dog in for a better trained one. What do you think, America?


Lori Ann Smith
I fight for Freedom, until they knock me down and I can fight no more.

How to Raise a Nation of Conspiracy Theorists - Satire

WARNING - This piece is Satire (That's for any liberals)

How to raise a nation of conspiracy theorists.

1. Create a history of political figures that lie, steal, and instill in the nation a feeling of distrust.
A. See Richard Nixon (I am not a criminal), Bill Clinton (I did not have sex with that woman), George Bush (No new taxes), Barack Obama (You can keep your health care provider)
B.2003-2004 ASUCD Senator James Ackerman attempts to steal $356.76 worth of books from the UCD Bookstore yet remains in office. It doesn't get reported on. Joseph L. Bruno, the former Senate majority leader of New York was charged with corruption. Derrick D.T. Shepherd, former senator from Louisiana,
was sentenced to thirty-seven months in prison in federal court in a money laundering conspiracy.
C. Too many instances to look up.
D. Health care bill that the Democrats won't sign off on unless they get something out of it.
E. The 4-B Congress (Badgered, Bullied, Brainwashed and Bribed)

2. Create a media that is biased and only reports what you want them to report.
A. CBS, NBC, CNN, MSNBC (did I leave anyone out?)
B. Best moments of the year did not include the tea party movement?

3. Ridicule your opponents from every podium you can.
A. Have your press secretary state that the opposing News media that is trying to actually report the news, unbiased and fair, is not really a news station.
B. Have the President do the same.
C. Have the news media come out and do the same thing.
D. Have the news media that are in lock step with you throw a couple bones to make them look a little legit so that those who do find the truth look like conspiracy theorists.

4. Get control of the Internet
A. Distribute lies and half-truths on the Internet, so that when people search they find what you want them to.
B. Create your own on-line encyclopedia that has "facts" that anyone can search, and don't tell anyone it has a socialist bent.
C. If people start getting wise to you, and digging deeper than you'd like, start opening up the Internet to the enemy so they can cyber attack us, and say, "Why no, China has no reason to attack us...let's not look into cyber attacks from them."
D. If that doesn't work, create an Internet B and don't let average American citizens participate.

5. When the opposing Party in Congress does get wise to your tactics, call them the party of no and say they're not playing fair.
A. Don't say that the public doesn't want it either, just say they're saying they don't want it.
B. Point to all the negatives.
C. Make sure you don't point out that you were against all this when the previous administration did it.

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Lori Ann Smith
I fight for freedom and sometimes there really is a conspiracy.